Cunk on Everything : The Encyclopedia Philomena

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Author : Philomena Cunk
Detail : “The Sunday Times ‘Stocking-Filler of the Year’

‘This book is nice as a result of it covers everything breathing aside from the ninety fifth of stuff not price bothering with’ – Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe, Moments of surprise and Cunk on Britain

‘Essential reading for these slapdash times’ Al Murray

Once in an exceedingly long time, a book comes on that changes the globe. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. the globe in keeping with Danny trained worker. And now, Cunk on Everything: The reference book Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.

Philomena Cunk is one among the best thinkers of the twenty first century, associated in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why square measure there such a big amount of books? would not it’s higher if there was simply one? this is often that book – an reference book of ALL HUMAN data, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to eater sausages.

Read it, and you may ne’er got to scan another book once more.

‘This could be a book’ Philomena Cunk

‘Never contact ME again’ academic Prince Rupert Delgado, MBE

‘Cunk for PM’ married woman Riley

‘. . . book . . .’ Guardian

‘Truly the intellect for our problematic times’ the days

‘This book is totally stupid’ The Pool

Cunk on Everything : The Encyclopedia Philomena

Author - Philomena Cunk
Publisher - no defined
Pages - 304
ISBN - 9781529324563


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Detail - 'This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with' - Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Moments of Wonder and Cunk on Britain 'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al Murray Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk. Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages. Read it, and you'll never have to read another book again. 'This is a book' Philomena Cunk 'Never contact me again' Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE 'Cunk for PM' Rachel Riley '. . . book . . .' Guardian 'Truly the intellect for our baffling times' The Times 'This book is absolutely stupid' The Pool

Cunk on Everything :

Curiosities and wonders

Author - Jason Hazeley
Publisher - Two Roads
Pages - 304
ISBN - 9781473690363


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Detail - The Sunday Times 'Stocking-Filler of the Year' 'This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with' - Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Moments of Wonder and Cunk on Britain 'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al Murray Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk. Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages. Read it, and you'll never have to read another book again. 'This is a book' Philomena Cunk 'Never contact me again' Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE 'Cunk for PM' Rachel Riley '. . . book . . .' Guardian 'Truly the intellect for our baffling times' The Times 'This book is absolutely stupid' The Pool

Cunk on Everything : The Encyclopedia Philomena - 'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al Murray

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Author - Philomena Cunk
Publisher - Hachette UK
Pages - 304
ISBN - 1473690390


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Detail - 'This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with' Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Moments of Wonder and Cunk on Britain, Cunk & Other Humans 'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al Murray Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk. Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages. Read it, and you'll never have to read another book again. 'This is a book' Philomena Cunk 'Never contact me again' Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE 'Cunk for PM' Rachel Riley '. . . book . . .' Guardian 'Truly the intellect for our baffling times' The Times 'This book is absolutely stupid' The Pool

I Can Make You Hate :

Humor

Author - Charlie Brooker
Publisher - Faber & Faber
Pages - 432
ISBN - 0571295037


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Detail - Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight? Who wouldn't? Keep dreaming, imbecile. In the meantime, if you'd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that can't reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred. It won't help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose). ONLY A PRICK WOULDN'T BUY THIS BOOK. DON'T BE THAT PRICK.

The Law of the Playground : A Puerile and Disturbing Dictionary of Playground Insults and Games

English language

Author - Jonathan Blyth
Publisher - Random House
Pages - 240
ISBN - 0091900301


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Detail - Do you look back on your school days, and remember magical times, powerful and enduring friendships, and secret adventures? Well, snap out of it. You're deluding yourself. Based on the popular website playgroundlaw.com THE LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND is a dictionary of the insults, games, torture, legendary anecdotes and pure creative insanity that we all - as pre-moral children -inflicted on each other. Whilst the emphasis is always on humour, the book acknowledges that children are bastards, and begrudgingly accepts that that is, actually- very amusing. Written with dark nostalgia - and more wit and substance than your average joyless I Love 1986 TV show, everyone can find something they will identify with in LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND. A timely antidote to the rose-tinted view of childhood offered by FriendsReunited.co.uk and SchoolDisco.com.

TV Go Home :

Television programs

Author - Charlie Brooker
Publisher - Faber & Faber
Pages - 112
ISBN - 9780571272198


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Detail - TV Go Home began life in the late 1990s as an outrageously funny website by Charlie Brooker which parodied the Radio Times, and was turned into a book in 2001 when Brooker was still a relative unknown. It was a brutal and surreal satire of the world of TV, media and celebrity, written with Brooker's trademark savage wit. Unavailable for some years, we are republishing it to reach his many thousands of new fans. In TV Go Home, visit a parallel world where reality TV and 'new media' have got completely out of control. Shows include Daily Mail Island, where inhabitants of a small island are force-fed the newspaper and become ever more outraged, an eternal version of Watchdog where viewers are invited to 'phone in and complain about every single facet of every single object, product and service in the world' and various extremely rude shows featuring Mick Hucknall's testicles. Star of the book is Brooker's famous creation Nathan Barley, pretentious Hoxton new-media type 'whose very existence indelibly tarnishes the world's already questionable track record'. Not for the faint-hearted, TV Go Home is a gloriously funny, filthy and spectacularly angry book.

Inside Black Mirror :

Performing Arts

Author - Charlie Brooker
Publisher - Crown Archetype
Pages - 320
ISBN - 1984823485


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Detail - The first official companion to the Emmy-winning Netflix cult-hit sci-fi television series that's fascinated millions of fans worldwide, with stunning visuals and never before seen behind-the-scenes content What becomes of humanity when it's fed into the jaws of a hungry new digital machine? Discover the world of Black Mirror in this immersive, illustrated, oral history. This first official book logs the entire Black Mirror journey, from its origins in creator Charlie Brooker's mind to its current status as one of the biggest cult TV shows to emerge from the UK. Alongside a collection of astonishing behind-the-scenes imagery and ephemera, Brooker and producer Annabel Jones will detail the creative genesis, inspiration, and thought process behind each film for the first time, while key actors, directors and other creative talents relive their own involvement.

Stop Looking at Your Phone :

Humor

Author - Son of Alan
Publisher - Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages - 128
ISBN - 1524853100


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Detail - In his wonderfully deadpan instruction manual for our increasingly device-focused lives, illustrator Son of Alan taps into the strange truth of our obsession with the tiny screen. Revealing how ludicrous we've all become, and what wonders lie in stall for us mere inches from our faces, this book will make you want to reclaim your life, your friends, and your family from the tyranny of the backlit screen. Without nagging or preaching, this book uses hilarious but simple illustrations to highlight our universal (and ridiculous) dependence on the cell phone. In Stop Looking at Your Phone, device-driven readers will receive a much needed reminder of the possibilities life offers beyond the digitally enhanced screen.

GLOW Vs the Star Primas :

Comics & Graphic Novels

Author - Tini Howard
Publisher - IDW Publishing
Pages - 233
ISBN - 1684068002


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Detail - The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling are ready to take on the world--or at least L.A.--in this graphic novel based off the hit Netflix series! When the unthinkable happens and the women of GLOW find themselves ahead of schedule, Sam ruins the promise of a wrestling-free weekend with... more wrestling! Robbed of blissful relaxation and forced to raise money to fund their way to the event, the GLOW team is less-than-prepared for their opponents: real gorgeous lady wrestlers. What could possibly go wrong?! Zoya the Destroya, Liberty Belle, and the rest of your favorite Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling take to the pages for new fights, new tights, and new drama!

Made in Yorkshire :

Motion picture locations

Author - Tony Earnshaw
Publisher - no defined
Pages - 269
ISBN - 9780955494314


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Detail - Celebrates Yorkshire's film heritage and chronicles filmmaking in the county from 1888. Featuring in-depth appreciations of classic films such as Billy Liar, The Railway Children, Agatha and Kes. Insights into rare and unusual films, Made in Yorkshire also features exclusive interviews with Ken Loach, Ewan McGregor, David Tennant, Michael Caine, Helen Mirren, Julie Walters, Bill Nighy and Tom Courtney. Also includes 330 unique behind-the-scenes photographs.

Confessions of a Late-night Talk-show Host : The Autobiography of Larry Sanders

American wit and humor

Author - Garry Shandling
Publisher - Pocket Books
Pages - 237
ISBN - 9780671029104


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Detail - CONFESSIONS OF A LATE-NIGHT TALK-SHOW HOST is written by the host of THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW. It is a double whammy of satire, irreverently told in Garry Shandling's inimitable style which deftly weaves together fact and fiction. This is an exclusive up-close-and-personal inspection of what makes Larry Sanders tick: his loves, his addictions, his friends and his enemies. This will be the Hollywood tell-all to end all Hollywood tell-alls; indeed, Larry Sanders might never be able to eat lunch in that town again!

Dawn of the Dumb :

Great Britain

Author - Charlie Brooker
Publisher - Faber & Faber
Pages - 368
ISBN - 9780571297641


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Detail - Polite, pensive, mature, reserved ... Charlie Brooker is none of these things and less. Picking up where his hilarious Screen Burn left off, Dawn of the Dumb collects the best of Charlie Brooker's recent TV writing, together with uproarious spleen-venting diatribes on a range of non-televisual subjects - tackling everything from David Cameron to human hair. Rude, unhinged, outrageous, and above all funny, Dawn of the Dumb is essential reading for anyone with a brain and a spinal cord. And hands for turning the pages.

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